salesmen

i am computer guy, it is what i do. i work with salesmen, lots of them. here is why i can’t stand them.

“be careful with that it’s a $300 pen.”

“you are not the only one with a mercedes.”

“careful that’s a $100 wine glass.”

really – wow gee i had no idea.

is there really any reason to have a $300 pen? do you write more smartly with it? and why tell me the glass cost a $100? is it just to tell me the glass costs a $100? well now i must say i am impressed.

hey watch it don’t spill you wine on my $8 shirt.

sheesh.